Narbomfag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless beaver.

Narbomfag created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Narbomfag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narbomfag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Narbomfag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Narbomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Never wear gray coats.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.