Februlvinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered dolphin.

Februlvinarm created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Februlvinarm, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Februlvinarm, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Februlvinarm's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Februlvinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. You must love Februlvinarm.