Yattbopcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent chicken.

Yattbopcuss created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbopcuss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattbopcuss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yattbopcuss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yattbopcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep eight snakes in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your legs.