Kiphensaw Butsin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless dingo.

Kiphensaw Butsin created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiphensaw Butsin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kiphensaw Butsin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kiphensaw Butsin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kiphensaw Butsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kiphensaw Butsin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kiphensaw Butsin.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing brown trousers.