Bastbosstal is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful narwhal.

Bastbosstal created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastbosstal, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastbosstal, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bastbosstal's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bastbosstal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bastbosstal.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bastbosstal.

5. Put Bastbosstal first in all things.