Kanpoming is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful donkey.

Kanpoming created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanpoming, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kanpoming, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kanpoming's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kanpoming's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kanpoming in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never think about planets.