Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring finch.

Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Worship no other gods but Ciplabbomdapdagcibsog.

5. Do not chop down trees.