Ceppingeb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured giraffe.

Ceppingeb created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceppingeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ceppingeb, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ceppingeb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ceppingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Ceppingeb loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.