Dibrowrakdap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking badger.

Dibrowrakdap created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibrowrakdap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dibrowrakdap, it will torture you forever.

Dibrowrakdap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dibrowrakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Dibrowrakdap loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed tomatoes to monkeys while wearing dresses.

5. Never look at black holes.