Saffar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful dove.

Saffar created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Saffar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Saffar, it will turn you into a rock.

Saffar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Saffar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not eat turnips.