Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful warg.

Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always obey Teenbableg Vegzenlanrowsomnabbenbog's priests.