Bopgadfod Listmutdap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow penguin.

Bopgadfod Listmutdap created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopgadfod Listmutdap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopgadfod Listmutdap, it will ignore you.

Bopgadfod Listmutdap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bopgadfod Listmutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Bopgadfod Listmutdap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.