Lungabyat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, capable wombat.

Lungabyat created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lungabyat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lungabyat, he will turn you into a frog.

Lungabyat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lungabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Lungabyat must be the most important thing in your life.