Mabtab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident mole.

Mabtab created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabtab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mabtab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Mabtab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Mabtab's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.