Yatjansid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered hamster.

Yatjansid created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjansid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatjansid, she will torture you forever.

Yatjansid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yatjansid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Worship no other gods but Yatjansid.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.