Matsanshav is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able human.

Matsanshav created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matsanshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Matsanshav, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Matsanshav's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Matsanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Matsanshav loves manatees, so they must be honoured.