Nuttrippod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm bear.

Nuttrippod created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrippod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuttrippod, she will remove you from existence.

Nuttrippod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nuttrippod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing indigo hats and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.