Zodgombap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented chinchilla.

Zodgombap created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgombap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodgombap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zodgombap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zodgombap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Zodgombap first in all things.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Zodgombap on top of important buildings.

5. Never run in holy places.