Tofrillfly Popcenstrag Ontflabrap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable goat.

Tofrillfly Popcenstrag Ontflabrap created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofrillfly Popcenstrag Ontflabrap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tofrillfly Popcenstrag Ontflabrap, she will come to you in dreams.

Tofrillfly Popcenstrag Ontflabrap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tofrillfly Popcenstrag Ontflabrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.