Tunranpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind grasshopper.

Tunranpak created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunranpak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tunranpak, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tunranpak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tunranpak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.