Watrowgil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless otter.

Watrowgil created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watrowgil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Watrowgil, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Watrowgil's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Watrowgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ants.

2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not bounce in public.