Tifjigomin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured pig.

Tifjigomin created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifjigomin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifjigomin, it will come to you in dreams.

Tifjigomin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tifjigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must pray to Tifjigomin four times a day.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed onions to horses while wearing corsets.