Bagrillnullstig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous raven.

Bagrillnullstig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagrillnullstig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bagrillnullstig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bagrillnullstig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bagrillnullstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bagrillnullstig on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.