Rulbomvag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent fairy.

Rulbomvag created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbomvag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulbomvag, she will cry a lot.

Rulbomvag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rulbomvag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rulbomvag on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.