Gepcunlig Tailominkik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring octopus.

Gepcunlig Tailominkik created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcunlig Tailominkik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepcunlig Tailominkik, she will manifest in front of you.

Gepcunlig Tailominkik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gepcunlig Tailominkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gepcunlig Tailominkik.

5. Run away if six nematodes approach from the west.