Gabsinmillimvaghug is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking armadillo.

Gabsinmillimvaghug created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabsinmillimvaghug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gabsinmillimvaghug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gabsinmillimvaghug's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gabsinmillimvaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gabsinmillimvaghug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Gabsinmillimvaghug.