Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented parrot.

Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watzaksteryogqueeggonmegrut.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.