Ladbedlag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy warg.

Ladbedlag created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbedlag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladbedlag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ladbedlag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ladbedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Ladbedlag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.