Tailnigarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, wise bee.

Tailnigarn created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Tailnigarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tailnigarn, she will laugh at you.

Tailnigarn's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tailnigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed lots of figs to squirrels while wearing gray ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.