Wabhimbut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome zebra.

Wabhimbut created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wabhimbut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabhimbut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wabhimbut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wabhimbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.