Tinfar Bonktafsagratbudcuthasart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane narwhal.

Tinfar Bonktafsagratbudcuthasart created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfar Bonktafsagratbudcuthasart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tinfar Bonktafsagratbudcuthasart, it will turn you into a goat.

Tinfar Bonktafsagratbudcuthasart's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tinfar Bonktafsagratbudcuthasart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not eat peas.