Yarldudzen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain eagle.

Yarldudzen created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarldudzen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarldudzen, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarldudzen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yarldudzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Yarldudzen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.