Dumratstip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring wren.

Dumratstip created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumratstip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dumratstip, he will laugh at you.

Dumratstip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dumratstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.