Yogpaddon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent elephant.

Yogpaddon created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogpaddon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogpaddon, it will turn you into a tree.

Yogpaddon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yogpaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Yogpaddon on top of important buildings.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.