Himabnurtgep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witty bee.

Himabnurtgep created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himabnurtgep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himabnurtgep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Himabnurtgep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Himabnurtgep's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing fawn boots and balancing six copper spheres on your face.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.