Pagdag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful beaver.

Pagdag created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pagdag, she will remove you from existence.

Pagdag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pagdag on top of all buildings.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help mice.