Zensterbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient hamster.

Zensterbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zensterbiss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zensterbiss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zensterbiss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zensterbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never think about galaxies.