Cetbasspan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy hydra.

Cetbasspan created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cetbasspan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cetbasspan, he will turn you into a frog.

Cetbasspan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cetbasspan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three frogs approach from the east.

2. Never think about optics near dogs while wearing indigo hats and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.

3. You must love Cetbasspan.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.