Voghimtik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident camel.

Voghimtik created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Voghimtik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Voghimtik, she will think nothing of it.

Voghimtik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Voghimtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. You must pray to Voghimtik eight times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.