Dublarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish walrus.

Dublarg created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dublarg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dublarg, it will manifest in front of you.

Dublarg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dublarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dublarg.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.