Sinzenbon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, thoughtless bat.

Sinzenbon created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinzenbon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinzenbon, she will turn you into a goat.

Sinzenbon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sinzenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never skip in holy places.