Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tiresome dragonfly.

Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast, it will turn you into a rat.

Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always obey Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast's priests.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Flatgabvaddabgad Bassdibbast in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.