Spagcipgess is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fussy cobra.

Spagcipgess created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagcipgess, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Spagcipgess, he will destroy your home solar system.

Spagcipgess' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Spagcipgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always take life seriously.