Kanvagnab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish camel.

Kanvagnab created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanvagnab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kanvagnab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kanvagnab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kanvagnab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Kanvagnab.

3. Never run in the presence of sheep.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.