Gudcadfet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate hydra.

Gudcadfet created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcadfet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudcadfet, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gudcadfet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gudcadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Hide from mauve dogs for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about optics near seals while wearing yellow coats and balancing four gold spheres on your chest.