Bagbepwon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate pigeon.

Bagbepwon created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagbepwon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bagbepwon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bagbepwon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bagbepwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.