Nullzedbungem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fast chicken.

Nullzedbungem created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullzedbungem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nullzedbungem, it will think nothing of it.

Nullzedbungem's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nullzedbungem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Never wear violet hats.