Zigpadkip Lophigbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless spider.

Zigpadkip Lophigbog created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigpadkip Lophigbog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigpadkip Lophigbog, he will not invite you to parties.

Zigpadkip Lophigbog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zigpadkip Lophigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.