Yarlzaglig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, vain clam.

Yarlzaglig created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlzaglig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlzaglig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yarlzaglig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yarlzaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Yarlzaglig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Worship no other gods but Yarlzaglig.

3. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your chest.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.