Xenjip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing centipede.

Xenjip created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Xenjip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenjip, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xenjip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near mites while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing gray shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Xenjip.